"Why are you so sad?" she asked the statue. "What is your secret?"
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast
my english teacher just sent me an email starting with lolrofl r u kiddin me?
why do hot teachers have to exist
"so thank you from the bottom of my heart for being here. And um, It’s nice to share this with you people, so thank you for being my teenage dream…"
*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*
'who? oh, an internet friend?' yea and they're a better fuckin friend than you've ever been mate so get that disapproval out of your voice and up your goddamn game you should be ashamed of urself
"I’m a foreigner in a foreign land" - Darren Criss on his first time at New York Fashion Week [x]